How to Eat Chocolate, Properly

So you think you know how to eat chocolate? Pop some in your mouth, have a passing thought ‘mmm, that’s nice’. Chew, swallow, repeat.

What if I told you that you were cheating yourself? And shockingly, that’s not the way to eat chocolate? 

Here’s the thing, good chocolate - bean to bar, artisan made chocolate - has a distinct flavour profile, in the same way good wine, coffee or whisky does. So gobbling down fine chocolate without much thought, is like guzzling an exceptional bottle of wine without taking the time to appreciate it. Sure you can do it, but to be honest, you’re missing all the fun.

The good news? Knowing how to eat chocolate isn't complicated and doesn't cost a thing. It's simply slowing down for a moment, and using all five senses to take in the full flavour of your chocolate. 

Now, let's eat chocolate - using all five of your senses. 

1. Sight: look before you leap

Good chocolate should have a glossy sheen and even colour. That shine tells you the cacao butter crystals are properly stabilised, a process called tempering that is genuinely fiddly to get right (chocolate makers lose sleep over it, and TBH I gave up trying to learn).

And then there's the moment of noticing the colour itself. There is no specific colour a chocolate should be, and it certainly doesn't get darker the higher the percentage. Colour will vary by bean type, origin and roast, it can range from deep mahogany to a reddish, almost auburn brown. Which means, two 70% bars from different farms will generally look (and taste) different.

What's not so good to see on your chocolate.

A dull or streaky surface usually means the bar has 'bloomed', where the cocoa butter or sugar has migrated to the surface. Still safe to eat, but you may find the texture won't be at its best. Although if a chocolate has gone properly white or chalky, I'd definitely give that a miss. 

Bubbles are also worth noting. The odd one is nothing to worry about, but a bar riddled with them points to rushed moulding. Again, safe to eat (it's just trapped air) but is not the sign of a careful maker.

2. Sound: the snap test

The next sense we use in chocolate eating is our hearing. Break off a piece of chocolate near your ear. Yes, really. Well-tempered dark chocolate breaks with a clean, sharp snap - almost like breaking a twig. A good milk chocolate will have a decent snap also.

A soft, bendy break usually means a softer recipe, i.e. more milk fat and sugar and less cocoa butter, which is why most mass market milk chocolate folds with a dull thud rather than snapping ... and it fills my chocolate dealer heart with dread.

Hearing that chocolate snap is a small pleasure, but a genuinely useful one. That crack is the sound of chocolate that's been made with care. 

3. Smell: where most of the flavour lives

Here's a fun bit of science, most of what we call 'taste' is actually smell. Your taste buds can only detect five basic tastes (sweet, sour, bitter, salt, umami) but your nose can detect thousands of aromas. This means it's your nose that picks up on flavour profiles whether it's berries, honey, roasted nuts or caramel hiding in a fine bar of chocolate.

Pro tip: break a piece of chocolate in half (don't forget to listen for the snap) and smell it immediately, while the aromas are still releasing from the break. Breathe it in and see if you can name what you smell. Don't overthink it. It can be as simple as "smells amazing", or it might be a memory. Someone said to me recently, "smells like a cake my nanna used to make" which is perfect. It gets easier with practice, and the vocabulary comes with a little time.

4. Touch: the melt

Here's a fun fact: cocoa butter is the only fat that's solid at room temperature, but melts at around 37 degrees - which is body temperature. This means chocolate is the only food perfectly suited to melt on contact with you, and explains why we experience such a luscious mouth feel when eating chocolate.

And the melt, it's the key to eating chocolate properly. Here's how you do it:

• Place a piece of chocolate in your mouth.
• Gently bite it a few times to break it up - but don't chew.
• Move it around your mouth and let it melt. Yes, be patient!
• Notice the texture as it goes. Silky is the goal for most bars, though stone-ground styles are rustic by design. Waxy is never a good sign.
• Notice the flavour too. A fine bar has a beginning, a middle and a finish - enjoy paying attention as it shifts.
  

5. Taste: the main event, finally

As the chocolate melts, the flavour unfolds in stages. A good bar rarely tastes like one thing from start to finish. It might open bright and fruity, settle into something nutty or earthy, and finish with a whisper of caramel, tobacco or spice.

Those flavours aren't added, by the way. They come from the bean variety, the soil it grew in, and fermentation, the few days after harvest when cacao beans sit in their pulp developing the flavour compounds that roasting later unlocks. It's the same reason wine folk bang on about terroir. Chocolate just does it with less fuss.

The beautiful thing about good chocolate is the flavour is a journey, that has a start, a mid point and end - and even a linger. Immediately chewing your chocoolate releases all those flavour compounds a tad aggressively and you'll miss the full flavour profile. Let it melt, and it's there for the taking.

And don't forget to pay attention to the finish. After the chocolate is gone, the flavour isn't. A truly good bar can linger for a minute or more, and the finish is often where the most interesting notes live. If the aftertaste makes you reach for another piece, that's not weakness. That's data!

A few chocolate eating tips before you start

Let your chocolate come to room temperature. Chocolate straight from the fridge is muted, because cold locks the aromas in. Just like cheese, give it 15 minutes on the bench and it becomes a noticeably better tasting bar.

Taste dark to light. If you're trying a few bars, start with the highest cocoa percentage and work down. Sugar coats and dulls your palate, so once you've had milk chocolate, that beautiful 85% doesn't stand a chance. Save the sweet ones for last.

Cleanse your palate. Room temperature water between bars is all you need, though sparkling water, a little white bread or a plain cracker work too. But do skip the coffee. Despite being chocolate's best friend, it flattens everything.

Small pieces. One square is plenty for a proper taste. Fine chocolate is rich, and this is one of those rare cases where less really does deliver more.

Common questions about eating chocolate

Should I store chocolate in the fridge?
Ideally, no. The fridge has a few issues. At cooler temperatures the flavour profile is suppressed, it can cause bloom, and chocolate absorbs fridge smells with alarming enthusiasm. Aim for a cool, dark spot around 15 to 18 degrees. In an Australian summer, the fridge is a reasonable compromise. Just seal the bar in an airtight container and let it come back to room temperature before eating.

Is this how to eat milk chocolate too?
Absolutely. A well-made milk or white chocolate has its own flavour journey. The five senses don't discriminate.

How much chocolate should you eat in one sitting?
Officially? A square or two, savoured slowly, is the perfect tasting portion. Unofficially, I have never once met "too much" chocolate and I've been tasting since 2010. Let's just say the tasting method above conveniently makes every square last longer ... you can determine if that's mindfulness or just clever rationing!

What if I can't taste the "notes" on the label?
You are not broken. Tasting notes are a map, not a test. We all taste differently - and what we taste is dependent on our own "flavour maps" i.e. our experiences and memories. The only opinion that matters is whether you'd happily eat it again. 

The short version

Look, snap, smell, melt, linger. Sixty seconds, five senses, zero equipment. It's the cheapest upgrade in food, and once you've eaten chocolate this way, that old chew-and-swallow way of eating chocolate will feel like a waste of good chocolate.

Because as we like to say around here, not all chocolate is created equal. Ready to put this to the test? Our subscription box is built for exactly this kind of slow, curious eating, with a new maker to get to know each month.

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